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Butt dials – calls from people sitting on their brains

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Butt dials – calls from people sitting on their brains

The emergency responders at 911 are getting a lot of bum calls these days. Literally. Of course they have always received a lot of screwy calls. There was the California woman who made an angry 911 call because Burger King served her a normal burger and not the Western Bacon Cheeseburger that she ordered. There […]

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Love in the time of the selfie

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Love in the time of the selfie

As love notes go, it wasn’t exactly the words of Ludwig van Beethoven “Oh, go on loving me – never doubt the faithfullest of heart. Of your beloved. Ever thine. Ever mine. Ever ours.” It wasn’t even close to President Ronald Reagan’s mushy missive to his beloved Nancy: “I more than love you, I’m not […]

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Come for the sex, stay for the jail term

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Come for the sex, stay for the jail term

“I wonder why prostitution is illegal. Why should it be illegal to sell something that’s perfectly legal to give away?” ~ George Carlin ~ Last year the Supreme Court of Canada threw out the old and archaic laws on prostitution and recently Justice Minister Peter MacKay replaced them with a new and even more archaic […]

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Where horses just want want to have fun

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Where horses just want want to have fun

I was just fifteen years old, living in a dot on the map called Dain City when I had a vague notion that there was a beautiful and exciting racetrack twenty minutes away from where horses raced on summer afternoons and people went to bet on them. Gambling being one of the few vices my […]

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More room for the wine rack

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More room for the wine rack

For the 99.9% of the people on the planet who are not particularly great at anything, the payoff is that you don’t have to purchase a trophy case. Also, those big honkin’ championship rings can really get in the way when you’re on the road and trying to communicate with a bad driver. With awards […]

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Canadians better than Americans at parenting celebrities

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Canadians better than Americans at parenting celebrities

I do not mean to offend Americans who might be reading this column but the fact is – Canadians have much better parenting skills than you. Take your very own designated whack job Lindsay Lohan for instance. Lindsay is a Hollywood actress who has starred in such movies as I Drive Drunk, Above The Law […]

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