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Cocktail party in the can

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Cocktail party in the can

“When the working day is done. Girls they want to have fun. Oh girls just want to have fun.” Cindi Lauper would be proud of party girls 25-year-old Lilia Ratmanski from Whitby, Ontario and 26-year-old Milana Muzikante from Vaughan. Man, did those girls want to have fun or what?!? Last week these two wild and […]

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Biting the hand that helps

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Biting the hand that helps

Very much unintentionally I have created a small-animal theme park on my kitchen patio. It started when I was late in getting my hummingbird feeders hung up. Boy, were they steamed. They buzzed me while I read. They sat on an overhanging branch and stared at me. They did everything but knock on my kitchen […]

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Butt dials – calls from people sitting on their brains

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Butt dials – calls from people sitting on their brains

The emergency responders at 911 are getting a lot of bum calls these days. Literally. Of course they have always received a lot of screwy calls. There was the California woman who made an angry 911 call because Burger King served her a normal burger and not the Western Bacon Cheeseburger that she ordered. There […]

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Love in the time of the selfie

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Love in the time of the selfie

As love notes go, it wasn’t exactly the words of Ludwig van Beethoven “Oh, go on loving me – never doubt the faithfullest of heart. Of your beloved. Ever thine. Ever mine. Ever ours.” It wasn’t even close to President Ronald Reagan’s mushy missive to his beloved Nancy: “I more than love you, I’m not […]

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Come for the sex, stay for the jail term

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Come for the sex, stay for the jail term

“I wonder why prostitution is illegal. Why should it be illegal to sell something that’s perfectly legal to give away?” ~ George Carlin ~ Last year the Supreme Court of Canada threw out the old and archaic laws on prostitution and recently Justice Minister Peter MacKay replaced them with a new and even more archaic […]

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Where horses just want want to have fun

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Where horses just want want to have fun

I was just fifteen years old, living in a dot on the map called Dain City when I had a vague notion that there was a beautiful and exciting racetrack twenty minutes away from where horses raced on summer afternoons and people went to bet on them. Gambling being one of the few vices my […]

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