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Man/kitten cycling story goes viral then bad

Man/kitten cycling story goes viral then bad

Our latest column from William Thomas It was only six months ago that a big, burly Scot named Dean Nicholson was cycling up a hill in Bosnia when he heard a squeaky little meow. He was three months into his around-the-world by bike odyssey when he noticed the gray-and-white kitten chasing him and yelling “Wait […]

Sports-a really bad metaphor for life

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Sports-a really bad metaphor for life

Our latest column from William Thomas You know what’s wrong with sports today? Underwater hockey. And chess boxing, really bad officiating, drug cheaters, too many games, tickets that cost the same as your first car, violence, concussions, a new baseball rule in which a batter can steal first base, the salary cap, greedy agents, meddling […]

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Port Colborne-”The store-front car-crash capital of Canada”

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Port Colborne-”The store-front car-crash capital of Canada”

Our latest column from William Thomas It happened again! I’m looking at Page 6 of the July 25th edition of this newspaper which shows a photo that has become all too familiar to residents of the city of Port Colborne; namely the ass-end of a car sticking out of the front end of a retail […]

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There’s a special place in Hell for…everybody!

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There’s a special place in Hell for…everybody!

Our latest column from William Thomas I could not agree more with European Union President Donald Tusk who said: “I have been wondering what the special place in Hell looks like for those who promoted Brexit without even a sketch of a plan how to carry it safely out.” I imagine the Brexit Hell Greeter […]

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Rating the world’s best jokes by country

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Rating the world’s best jokes by country

Our latest column from William Thomas Some years ago, Dr. Richard Wiseman of the University of Hertfordshire enlisted the British Association for the Advancement of Science to determine the world’s best joke. Named project Laughlab, they invited the public to submit their favorite jokes and using the best emotional science available they created a “Laughometer” […]

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Eat. Race. Love. The legend of “The Zipster” lives on

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Eat. Race. Love. The legend of “The Zipster” lives on

Our latest column from William Thomas Every time I get a Zippy Chippy Alert on the screen of my computer I’m convinced the poor old bugger has passed away. But no, he lives on at the precarious age of 28 not knowing that few horses ever make it to 30. Zippy is still feisty, happy […]

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