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Pranks that turned the tables on radio hosts

Pranks that turned the tables on radio hosts

Our latest column from William Thomas In 1995 the Queen of England had a very serious 17-minute phone conversation with Jean Chretien about the possibility of Quebec breaking away from Canada. The Queen was against it. Prime Minister Jean Chretien was confused. Okay, more confused than normal. Quebec Radio host, Pierre Brassard later apologized to […]

Advice to Americans travelling abroad – pretend to be Canadian

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Advice to Americans travelling abroad – pretend to be Canadian

Our latest column from William Thomas Apparently Americans are loud, arrogant and poorly dressed. Oh, – and they’re fat too. That revelation came from American journalist Jayne Clark in her lifestyle article: “That ‘ugly American’ image is getting a makeover guide.” According to Wikipedia “Ugly American” is a pejorative term used to refer to perceptions […]

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Canada – a coast to coast comedy show

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Canada – a coast to coast comedy show

Our latest column from William Thomas My most recent survey of coast-to-coast Canadian calamities reveals that the rest of this country may in fact be just as screwed up as Ontario! If you’ve been following the machinations at Premier Doug Ford’s White House … sorry, Queen’s Park you must be asking yourself: “But Bill, how […]

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Misheard, misread, but it’s still a “wunderfilled wurld”

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Misheard, misread, but it’s still a “wunderfilled wurld”

Our latest column from William Thomas There’s an awful lot of stuff going straight over my head these days. Yesterday I was listening to the radio and the last item on the noon news is that Hasbro, the US toy and board game giant just received a patent on the smell of Plato. And I’m […]

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As the temperature drops so does our IQs

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As the temperature drops so does our IQs

Our latest column from William Thomas I swear it’s the dead of winter that bring out the chillingly strange. Last month’s weirdness began with a newspaper article about a horrible car bombing near police cadet barracks in Bogota, Columbia. Police blamed the rebel group National Liberian Army and singled out Jose Rojas as their prime […]

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ESAA – Emotional Support Animal Absurdity

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ESAA – Emotional Support Animal Absurdity

Our latest column from William Thomas Today’s flight attendant must feel like Noah of the Ark – animals boarding one after the other taking their places on and under the seats. Dogs, cats, rabbits and pork belly pigs – all of which their owners claim to be emotional support animals approved by doctors and the […]

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