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1993 “The War On The Private Part”

1993 “The War On The Private Part”

Our latest column from William Thomas John Wayne Bobbitt – he of the cruelest cut of all time – is back in the news again. Last month ABC News aired an exclusive interview with the Niagara Falls, New York native on the investigative series “20/20”. It was titled: “Love Hurts” and promised John Bobbitt would […]

Sure-fire signs your nun has a gambling problem

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Sure-fire signs your nun has a gambling problem

Our latest column from William Thomas True or false? President Donald Trump shut down the United States government after claiming on camera that he would take full responsibility for shutting down the government and is now blaming the Democrats for shutting down the government. A man in Florida called 911 claiming he had a bad […]

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Attention all dogs: “No talking!”

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Attention all dogs: “No talking!”

Our latest column from William Thomas Did you know that there are a significant number of people in this world being paid to pick your dog’s brain? With so many therapists, telepathists and communicators claiming your pet is talking to you, it’s entirely possible that many people who watched the animated movie Isle of Dogs […]

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Fire, floods, and icebergs — the earth is the new Titanic

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Fire, floods, and icebergs — the earth is the new Titanic

Our latest column from William Thomas Sir David Attenborough, the most experienced environmentalist and caring naturalist on the planet opened the recent 2018 United Nations Climate Change Conference in Katowice, Poland last month with: “The collapse of our civilizations and the extinction of much of the natural world is on the horizon.” Listening to “The […]

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“I got holes in my head and they won’t go!”

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“I got holes in my head and they won’t go!”

Our latest column from William Thomas There were more people falling down holes last week than moles. In China 149 miners survived that country’s latest coal mine disaster but 32 did not. Near Whiteville, West Virginia Cody Beverly lead two friends down into the abandoned Elk Run coal mine with the intention of stealing copper. […]

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“Turkey hotline. Can I help you?”

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“Turkey hotline. Can I help you?”

Our latest column from William Thomas For 30 years America’s Butterball Turkey Talk-Line has been answering desperate pleas from thousands of not-so-good cooks about preparing and cooking North America’s favourite holiday bird. Many of these questions to the Butterball call centre are characterized as “bewildering.” I’ve seen the questions. I would add “insanely bewildering”. So […]

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