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Canadians are on the move! And headed for hell in some very unique ways

Canadians are on the move! And headed for hell in some very unique ways

Our latest column from William Thomas Canada is a nation of movers but not necessarily shakers. We are people of action but with no guarantee of satisfaction. We are men in motion, perpetual but not always purposeful and women think that’s so damn funny, they’re constantly overcome by emotion. Recently a 29-year-old guy was speeding […]

Inextricably drawn together–Donald J. Trump and the toilet

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Inextricably drawn together–Donald J. Trump and the toilet

Our latest column from William Thomas So after starting a trade war with China and threatening France with the same, after personally attacking Prime Minister Justin Trudeau then escalating the war with Iran by assassinating their defense minister, after assisting Turkey in their war against his own allies, the Kurds–President Donald Trump declared war against […]

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Royals to Canada? Good luck with Canada Customs!

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Royals to Canada? Good luck with Canada Customs!

Our latest column from William Thomas A Canada Customs arrival booth, Vancouver International Airport, Vancouver. January 23, 2020. “NEXT!” Custom agent: “Just the two of you travelling together?” “Yes sir. We had a baby but we left him…where’d we leave him, honey? Oh yeah, in some mansion on Vancouver Island.” “Names?” “I’m Harry and this […]

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New Year’s Resolutions-2020 Not Mine,Yours

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New Year’s Resolutions-2020 Not Mine,Yours

Our latest column from William Thomas In the upcoming year, 2020, I hereby resolve to become vegetarian, double the distance of my daily walk, watch and listen to fewer news programs and above all quit lying about quitting meat, doing more exercise and messing with a perfectly benign addition. No, these New Year’s resolutions are […]

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Pros? Yeah, but not exactly prose

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Pros? Yeah, but not exactly prose

Our latest column from William Thomas It’s no mystery to me why professional athletes are at their absolute funniest when they’re trying to be perfectly serious. Pampered half to death, they have someone to do everything for them except think. And that’s where they get into trouble, when the idea on it’s way from the […]

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The Butterball Turkey Talk-Line- more and even dumber questions

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The Butterball Turkey Talk-Line- more and even dumber questions

Our latest column from William Thomas Turkeys are the dumbest living entities on the planet that still manage to breathe and bleed.  As birds go, turkeys are dumber than dodoes. The only living critters not as smart as turkeys are people in full panic mode who call the American turkey hotline from Thanksgiving to Christmas […]

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