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Time to inquire about the IQ of the elephant in the room next door

Time to inquire about the IQ of the elephant in the room next door

Our latest column from William Thomas As late as Thursday, March 27th, the White House still had a plan in place to deploy military troops along our shared border in order to keep Canadians from entering the United States. By that date, New York State registered 59,513 coronavirus victims and 965 dead as refrigerated trucks […]

As the evil COVID-19 spreads it’s venom, the comedy continues

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As the evil COVID-19 spreads it’s venom, the comedy continues

Our latest column from William Thomas Is it “self-isolation” or “self-containment”? Is he really The President or just great entertainment? Stay six feet apart and don’t touch your face. Take all this seriously or it’s “shelter in place”! So I’m doing as I’m told and self-isolating. Hibernating, actually. Up at eight to retrieve the morning […]

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Mr. Mirko Bilsic-fix Bell Canada

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Mr. Mirko Bilsic-fix Bell Canada

Our latest column from William Thomas I’m sure Mr. Bilsic, as the Chief Executive Officer of Bell Canada you believe everything is dandy. You have an annual income of three billion dollars, consistent dividend growth and strong capital reserves. You and your board of directors must be spilling Champagne on each other every time you […]

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𝇤𝅘𝅥𝅯♪Always look on the bright side of…COVID-19♪𝇣𝅘𝅥𝅱

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𝇤𝅘𝅥𝅯♪Always look on the bright side of…COVID-19♪𝇣𝅘𝅥𝅱

Our latest column from William Thomas So some guy on the other side of the earth with peculiar taste buds eats a bat and before he can belch, the global economy crashes, cruise ships become floating prisons, two billion surgical masks go on backorder, people are greeting each other with toe touches instead of handshakes […]

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How was your day? Mine? Well it was a Wednesday and…

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How was your day? Mine? Well it was a Wednesday and…

Our latest column from William Thomas I’m rushing to an early morning appointment with a St. Catharines dermatologist because apparently I have actinic keratosis which sounds like acne with a side of halitosis but no–it’s like rosacea only worse. I’m sitting in the waiting room and there’s two older people across from me with almost […]

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It’s the pessimists, not the meek that will inherit the earth

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It’s the pessimists, not the meek that will inherit the earth

Our latest column by William Thomas Asbestos, Quebec is changing its name to dissociate itself from all the deadly illnesses it’s open-pit mining caused. The people of Asbestos have reason to be pessimistic. In Haight, California, Haight Elementary School just changed its name to Love Elementary. Haight was pretty pessimistic until it was rescued by […]

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