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The Stalkers Guide For Dummies

The Stalkers Guide For Dummies

Our latest column from William Thomas Celebrity stalkers seem to be upping their game these days. Last month, 26-year-old Bruce Rowley robbed a bank in Ansonia, Connecticut and then drove to pop star Taylor Swift’s mansion in Westerly, Rhode Island where he threw the $1,600 loot over the fence. Why would he do such a […]

Baseball – best professional sport in the category of humour

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Baseball – best professional sport in the category of humour

Our latest column from William Thomas I’m a happy guy now that baseball season has begun and the Blue Jays are back in town. I’m also greatly relieved that the trading deadline has passed. No other institution generates a stronger example of horsetrading than the world of sports in general and baseball in particular. In […]

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A lawn sale right here on paper

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A lawn sale right here on paper

Our latest column from William Thomas So, let’s say you read in this newspaper that I’m having a lawn sale. All of a sudden that’s you, coming up my driveway at seven in the morning when the ad clearly stated a start time of 8:30 am. And now instead of helping me with the damn […]

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A study in male behaviour – Duh!!!

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A study in male behaviour – Duh!!!

Our latest column from William Thomas Every time a body washes up on the shores of a country in the Western Hemisphere, I wonder if it’s Kenny. I still have the clipping about Ken’s great adventure from a real newspaper, not the kind that shouts “Elvis Gave Me A Haircut On A UFO. I’ve become […]

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Trump and Mueller – the interview of the century

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Trump and Mueller – the interview of the century

Our latest column from William Thomas Robert Mueller the special counsel assigned to investigate cooperation and collusion between Russian and Don Trump’s 2016 election campaign wants to interview the president. President Trump has been adamant about two things. First he has stated on dozens of occasions that there is “no collusion.” And as far as […]

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Message to aging to Baby Boomers – don’t!

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Message to aging to Baby Boomers – don’t!

Our latest column from William Thomas Spring is meant to make us feel young again. Dandelions, a symbol of resurrection. The nesting of birds, a sign of rebirthing. Me? My back aches from pulling those damn weeds and cleaning bird crap off my windows. I feel old. But I can’t. I’m not allowed to. I’m […]

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