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Canada’s “All The Colours Of The Rainbow Election”

Canada’s “All The Colours Of The Rainbow Election”

Our latest column from William Thomas From blackface to a red butt, Canadians are about to go to the polls in an election that boasts every colour in the rainbow with an awful lot of gray areas in between. If elections could be sponsored, this one would be coming to you by the good people […]

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Your dog’s stomach–”The Museum of Un-Natural History”

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Your dog’s stomach–”The Museum of Un-Natural History”

Our latest column from William Thomas Not so many years from now after the earth has been destroyed by floods, wildfires, pestilence and…please see the Bible for the complete list of violent end-of-the-world options. They will then begin a massive archeological dig to discover who lived here and what life was like on earth. And […]

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Haggling-I used to be one of the best!

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Haggling-I used to be one of the best!

Our latest column from William Thomas One recent newspaper article I need not have read was titled: “The Art of Haggling.” That’s because there was a time in my life that I considered myself one of the world’s best barterers. I came by it naturally, living and working in Spain in the late 70s and […]

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Canada–’Apologies R Us.’

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Canada–’Apologies R Us.’

Our latest column from William Thomas Police in Summerside, Prince Edward Island had a warning for locals this past summer–quit being so polite! Apparently so many drivers were yielding to other motorists and waving them on ahead, a rash of fender benders broke out on city streets. That is just so Canadian–being scolded by a […]

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Could Canadian politics stoop to the level of American “nasty?”

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Could Canadian politics stoop to the level of American “nasty?”

Our latest column from William Thomas Campaign 2019 has barely begun and already Canadian politics have taken a very vulgar turn. In Mississauga members of the National Citizens Alliance accosted MPP Gurratan Singh with insults about Sharia law and political Islam. Chances are these anti-immigrant, white supremacists wouldn’t know the difference between Sharia and a […]

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Americans ask the damndest questions!

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Americans ask the damndest questions!

Our latest column from William Thomas Pack Up +Go, a Pittsburgh-based travel agency is thriving. They have sent 16,000 Americans on 8000 trips to 90 destinations since it’s inception just three years ago. Their secret? Surprise! Until the day of departure, their clients have no idea where they’re going. You open the “No Peeking” ticket […]

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