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Snowbirds take heed … Florida’s having a nervous breakdown.

Snowbirds take heed … Florida’s having a nervous breakdown.

Our latest column from William Thomas It’s almost that time of year again when our national feathered flock hears the words “chance of flurries”. And on that given signal, which only they can hear, our Snowbirds take off for sunny climes in Florida. Right about now these heat-seeking Canadians are loading up the car. But […]

In a chaotic world, thanks be to the surprise

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In a chaotic world, thanks be to the surprise

Our latest column from William Thomas In a world on its knees looking skyward for help but all the while anticipating the sound of a great big flush, the element of surprise has become a great distraction. Although my capacity to be shocked is being diminished daily by the outbursts of insanity emanating south of […]

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Ah ha! It’s Seniors on weed we gotta worry about!

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Ah ha! It’s Seniors on weed we gotta worry about!

Our latest column from William Thomas With marijuana now legal in Canada and most of us were keeping a watchful eye on teenage tokers, a bunch of aging stoners crashed the party by the back door and ate everything in the fridge! Yeah, even the stuff with ‘best before’ dates stamped in the 1990s!!! Apparently, […]

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What ever happened to the “Ex-Lax Bandit”?

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What ever happened to the “Ex-Lax Bandit”?

Our latest column from William Thomas There are certain news items you read about and, no matter how much time has passed, they still stick with you like … like fecal matter to that Colon Cancer poop test form. It’s been 23 years since Barry Lyn Stoller, a drywaller from Seattle got himself all stopped […]

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Odds & ends and things off kilter

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Odds & ends and things off kilter

Our latest column from William Thomas It seems that with every rotation of the earth, it goes a tad off kilter. I’m reading my morning paper when I spot the headline in a food article set in Fort Lauderdale, Florida “Iguana called ‘chicken of the trees’. Lizard meat is richer in protein than poultry …”. […]

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Explaining legal marijuana to the little ones

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Explaining legal marijuana to the little ones

Our latest column from William Thomas Just when parents thought “the birds and the bees” talk with the kids was behind them, up pops the next talk about “the buds and the buzz”! With the October 17 legalization of cannabis around the corner, parents are agonizing over how to approach this issue with the children. […]

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