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Canada – a coast to coast comedy show

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Canada – a coast to coast comedy show

Our latest column from William Thomas My most recent survey of coast-to-coast Canadian calamities reveals that the rest of this country may in fact be just as screwed up as Ontario! If you’ve been following the machinations at Premier Doug Ford’s White House … sorry, Queen’s Park you must be asking yourself: “But Bill, how […]

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Misheard, misread, but it’s still a “wunderfilled wurld”

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Misheard, misread, but it’s still a “wunderfilled wurld”

Our latest column from William Thomas There’s an awful lot of stuff going straight over my head these days. Yesterday I was listening to the radio and the last item on the noon news is that Hasbro, the US toy and board game giant just received a patent on the smell of Plato. And I’m […]

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As the temperature drops so does our IQs

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As the temperature drops so does our IQs

Our latest column from William Thomas I swear it’s the dead of winter that bring out the chillingly strange. Last month’s weirdness began with a newspaper article about a horrible car bombing near police cadet barracks in Bogota, Columbia. Police blamed the rebel group National Liberian Army and singled out Jose Rojas as their prime […]

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ESAA – Emotional Support Animal Absurdity

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ESAA – Emotional Support Animal Absurdity

Our latest column from William Thomas Today’s flight attendant must feel like Noah of the Ark – animals boarding one after the other taking their places on and under the seats. Dogs, cats, rabbits and pork belly pigs – all of which their owners claim to be emotional support animals approved by doctors and the […]

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Canada – The World’s New Rodney Dangerfield

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Canada – The World’s New Rodney Dangerfield

Our latest column from William Thomas Have you noticed that in the last seven months, Canada has been getting kicked around on the world stage like a beat-up soccer ball at the feet of global bullies? Well, we have. Like everything that is foul and requires flushable sanitary wipes to clean up – it all […]

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Monday – running errands in the new, not normal world

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Monday – running errands in the new, not normal world

Our latest column from William Thomas So it’s a drab and dreary Monday, a good day to run errands. I’m still puzzled about spotting the Canada Post rural delivery truck going from mailbox to mailbox yesterday! Sunday! I thought Canada Post was working to rule and here they are introducing six-day delivery service to rural […]

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