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The Garden of Eden revisited

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The Garden of Eden revisited

Our latest column from William Thomas Don’t get me wrong. The Garden of Eden was probably a lovely place to live and a perfectly constructed waterfront community located between two rivers that ran into the sea. Location! Location! Location! Fortunately for this pristine spot, land developers were not created until thousands of years later when […]

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Airlines – the good, the bad, the dry with a flinty finish

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Airlines – the good, the bad, the dry with a flinty finish

Our latest column from William Thomas For people who travel above the clouds at 600 miles an hour, all of a sudden those friendly skies ain’t so friendly anymore. United Airlines customer service training program seems like it was ripped from the pages of the prisoners’ handbook of East Germany’s Secret Police. Last April a […]

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And that was just last week!

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And that was just last week!

Our latest column from William Thomas As a reader of several newspapers, it’s always a good week for me when items jump off the page and require second takes. “No Frills celebrates ‘swagger’ with clothes.” This article announced that the discount grocery chain will be launching its new line of clothing under the brand name […]

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The Stalkers Guide For Dummies

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The Stalkers Guide For Dummies

Our latest column from William Thomas Celebrity stalkers seem to be upping their game these days. Last month, 26-year-old Bruce Rowley robbed a bank in Ansonia, Connecticut and then drove to pop star Taylor Swift’s mansion in Westerly, Rhode Island where he threw the $1,600 loot over the fence. Why would he do such a […]

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Baseball – best professional sport in the category of humour

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Baseball – best professional sport in the category of humour

Our latest column from William Thomas I’m a happy guy now that baseball season has begun and the Blue Jays are back in town. I’m also greatly relieved that the trading deadline has passed. No other institution generates a stronger example of horsetrading than the world of sports in general and baseball in particular. In […]

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A lawn sale right here on paper

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A lawn sale right here on paper

Our latest column from William Thomas So, let’s say you read in this newspaper that I’m having a lawn sale. All of a sudden that’s you, coming up my driveway at seven in the morning when the ad clearly stated a start time of 8:30 am. And now instead of helping me with the damn […]

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